I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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