Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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