I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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Do I have a choice?
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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