Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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