just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
