do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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