Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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