i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My vagina is very pro this idea
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