Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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