I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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