Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
