the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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