i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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