you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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