Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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