piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Randomize
