I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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