god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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