Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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