pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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