how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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