Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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