I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
