i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
