why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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