Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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