He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I would fuck him just for his dog
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