Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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