Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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