Please, let me fuck your mom
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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