Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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