he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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