One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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