If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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