I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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