The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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