chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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