I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
