Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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