I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize
