Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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