He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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