i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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