dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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