I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
is it fun? or sober?
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