Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
high people should be assigned attendants
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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