lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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