Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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