help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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