Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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