She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
