I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
