in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
